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October 20, 2004

"Make your own fucking salad!"

A colleague of mine went to the Werner's Bistro last night, with the chairman if his company. The bistro, in Bedford View is apparently all the rage at the moment.

After a Waldorf salad was delivered with no nuts, they complained to the waitress, who called the manager, Zelda. She grumbled rudely without helping the matter and went off.

A few minutes later Werner himself came out with a tray of salad ingredients and told Craig and co, "Make your own fucking salad!"

So if you don't get enough abuse during the day, and the basic fundamentals of service bore you, Werner's may be for you.

It's like something out of a Monty Python skit...!

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I would have told him, "Make your own fucking profit!" and walked out without paying! The cheek of it! Whatever happened to the customer always being right!?

Posted by: Steve | Oct 21, 2004 8:08:44 AM

You've gotta be kidding... I actually want to go and check this place out, just to experience it for myself.

Posted by: D'ave | Oct 21, 2004 9:41:47 AM

Sounds typical of places these days, especially the more up-market ones. I get better service at Spur than I do at any gourmet restaurant...

Posted by: Craig | Oct 21, 2004 10:04:48 AM

Hey, Spur rocks!

Posted by: Don | Oct 21, 2004 10:53:34 AM

Especially when all the waiters gather around you for no reason, and then you see your friends chuckling away... Then it hits you, "We heard a rumour on this day, you be having your Birthday, Say hey "Hey"... " Spur...Good Times!

Posted by: Steve | Oct 21, 2004 11:12:37 AM

Unbelievable...I would have tried to stay calm...and then at a later stage hide a dead rat in his kitchen and call the health inspectors...hehehe. He doesn't deserve to be in business.

Posted by: Michiel | Oct 21, 2004 1:52:55 PM

No.Way. How rude! And totally un-...well, a lot of un's! Geez...

Got my vote for Spur anyday - I'm sure my son and I will soon qualify or perhaps have already qualified for our thousandth meal free.

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Posted by: animal sex video | Jan 5, 2005 7:22:16 PM

What's with this guy? Sounds like a normal, well-balanced kind of person! I mean, we're talking about food, and he sees a perfect oportunity to "market" his dodgy business? Or is it maybe just a sex crazed teen with too much time on his hands? If the latter, schools go back soon thank god,if the former, perhaps an anonymous call to the cops? Whatever, assholes like that should just Blog Off!

Posted by: Rox | Jan 6, 2005 12:41:34 PM